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At (street) hockey:
Jess: “Wish me luck, I’m going to try the [park] bathroom over there…”
Kevin: “It’s actually one of the nicest outdoor bathrooms I’ve seen.”
Jess: “It won’t be when I’m done with it!”
Jess: “The bathroom had soap, and adorable wildlife!” *holds up cream-colored fluffy caterpillar*
Get in line.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
Angry Kovy is angry.
good mom :’)
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other
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