Mile down the road on the left

1st August 2014

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phantomslittledevil:

allthefandomfeelings:

ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE

WHY IS THIS BACK

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1st August 2014

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mercenary-tributary:

1962 republic of andolucia manual on demonic constructs

The infographic explanation on how demons work in my story is finally done! @_@ It’s more or less an expanded explanation of this. I worked really hard on it! hope its easy to understand!

EDIT: im gonna put some COOL DEMON FACTZ that i couldn’t fit on the graphic under the cut

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1st August 2014

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lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

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1st August 2014

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Ugh why am I so tired.  I hope I get a kid or two soon so I have to wake up a bit.

Seriously I couldn’t finish 500 yards yesterday and went to bed at 9:30.  The fuck is up with this?

1st August 2014

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When you’re young, thunderstorms seem scary. Like the sky is angry at you. But now that I’m older, something about its roar soothes me; it’s comforting to know that even nature needs to scream sometimes.
— (via c0ntemplations)

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1st August 2014

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lizclimo:

happy first birthday, marlow. i love you more than i can count on all of my fingers and toes (and yours, too)

lizclimo:

happy first birthday, marlow. i love you more than i can count on all of my fingers and toes (and yours, too)

1st August 2014

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I dreamed that my godbrother brought a horse to his therapist and that I got lost and had to steal clothes and a pediatric blood pressure cuff from Ocean State Job Lot.  What the hell man.  I am still tired, and I went to bed at like 9:30 last night.  -______-  Long day ahead, I foresee.

1st August 2014

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shoatgeep:

he is drowning

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1st August 2014

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girldwarf:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.

This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.

!!!!!!! Love it!!!

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1st August 2014

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The Deconstruction

seinfelt:

Elaine demonstrates a complete and total lack of morality, an apathy for others that is typical of sociopaths. She occasionally behaves in a manner more befitting of a wild animal than any sort of human.

George does not possess the inclination for evil deeds like Elaine, but he is no less loathsome. He is likely, on any given day, to be mired in his own filth, surrounded by food in various stages of decomposition. He is also the most frequent victim of existential bad luck.

Kramer is perhaps the least reprehensible of the cast on any given day, but that is a low, low bar. He has retained — and probably exaggerated — his penchant for quirky inventions and shady schemes, but they tend to have more dire consequences than they used to.

All the characters are more miserable than they used to be — but aren’t we all? Occasionally, an entire episode will air that doesn’t even have much of an element of humor to it, but merely illustrates the tragedy of drudgery. Sometimes, it is the drudgery of tragedy.

 Jerry gets on stage at a comedy club, but does not tell any jokes. He stares directly into the camera: “Why do you people do this to yourselves? This isn’t entertainment, this is profoundly sad! This makes the world a worse place to be. make the world a worse place to be.”

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