when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Bryz is the greatest
I’m not the first to make this joke and by god I won’t be the last
OH MY GOD
It’s gonna be the best Folk Metal band tour of the year!
WANT THAT ALBUM!
hockey text posts
telling your friend a pun like
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something…
There’s a special place in my heart for players where you can say… “YES, he’s a little shit, but he’s OUR little shit.”
Well, the roof is on fire, my kitchen’s in shambles, an Orc on a motorcycle came riding down a tunnel in our basement being moved around by bound earth elementals, and our party Technomancer is incapable of lying to machines that speak in old English, so I really don’t know what you want us to do.
My anaconda will consider it
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